gawean banyak uey… proyek tag name blon klar, ide mampet. blon lagi utang 2 template ama balivision, skr dah menyusul. lalu stavol komput gwe jebol. ada aja…
blon selesai urusan itu, gwe dapet warning karena blon bayar hosting, pih kliengg…!!! ngasi billing jumat sore, sabtu minggu, senen, bank tutup. slasa dapet warning, very smart! tapi lari2 ke ATM, eh ada seorang tua yg betah banget di dalam ATM (ntah ngapain). gwe sampe bobo nunggunya, mana jam istirahat gwe dah abis, damn! balik dengan tangan kosong en ancaman account gwe bakal di suspend….
tapi lucu juga seh, tapi pas maem siang, gwe di deketin ama 2 orang necis, gaya eksekutif muda geto (ga muda seh, satunya dah ga berambut, abis di jalan kali) ajakin bisnis. kirain bisnis apaan abis omongannya selangit. e-commerce lah, 10ribu itemlah.. bla… blah.. blah.. sampe kemudian gwe disuruh ikut pertemuan di sebuah gedung, WHAT THE HECK??!!!
ternyata eh ternyata, gwe langsung sadar kalo 2 mahluk halus itu adalah para jagoan MLM sodara-sodara, jadi tau karena dia nyebut nama gedung dimana rik jadi korban mantan huehueuehhue:D. pengalaman teman beharga juga. tapi demi untuk tidak mengecewakan para eksekutif muda tadi, aku iya iya aja, sambil sesekali akting kagum. lumayan lah buat modal kasting AFI
gwe bener2 ga abis pikir… seminggu terakhir, kepala gwe selalu me-rewind masa lalu. smakin dihindari memori2 sialan itu malah semakin menghantui…
“kejutan listrik” pertama adalah restoran penuh kenangan itu. napa pula ga ada petir tiba2 gwe bisa inget ksana. gwe coba lupain eh kok malah nongol semuanya. keluar berbondong2 bagai dihantam aer bah.. ada tuan putri, ada royal, peter, restoran, tanjung harapan, baby, epeh, gazette, WHAT THE HECK!?
suer, jadi binun sendiri jo.. saban hari ga bisa tidur, serasa dihantui.. apa karena gwe terlalu maksa otak gwe blakangan ini? coding2 sialan itu memang yg treberat selama gwe jadi prorammer. pulang2 ni otak gwe serasa berhamburan kmana-mana… dah tua kali ya ndro?
hello world, me still here. busy bangget… kerja full dari jam 9 ampe jam 5. oh iye, gw blon bilng kalo gwe dah kerja lagi? iseng aja kirim lamaran, eh.. diterima 😀 tapi setelah ngejalanin ga lebih dari 1/2 bulan, baru ngerasa kalo ni kantor standar programnya selangit…
script PHP yg gwe edit2 disini neh bahkan bisa bikin gwe minum bintang 7 tiap 2 hari :(( there’s so complex coding, terakhir tu gwe disuruh oprek2 sebuah e-commerce script dgn 78 mysql tables! yeah right….
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sejak gawe full, proyek2 cilik jadi terbengkalai, en komplain pun mulai berdatangan. jadi mikir lagi buat full freelance :p. ok deh, ntar aja pikirin pelan2 sambil jalan. skr ni gw ga bisa mikir, kepala penuh coding2 sialan ini, semoga ga berakibat penuaan dini 😮 (sok abg lu! :x). cyah…
Sebenernya ini proyek temen gw. Berhubung si klien pengen desain yg rada grunge en nyeleneh, maka gw coba bantuin. Hasilnya ya begini ini. Sempet berubah-ubah konsep sampe bberapa kali tapi sukurlah ahirnya kelar juga.
Scriptnya sendiri dibuat temen gw seluruhnya. Jadi gw pure buat visual desain dan template aja. Desain ini merupakan pengalaman baru yg menyenangkan, secara biasanya gw selalu kebagian buat desain yg ‘bersih dan rapi’.
Technical Specification:
Type: Visual Design + Template
Dasar Aplikasi: PHP + MySQL
Tingkat Kesulitan:
Ukuran Database: unknown
Project Value: (template only)
huehueeuheueue.. kelamaan neh gwe ga nulis. the world is NOT enough… too many changes… :p
pertama sekali: gwe dah cao dari mario… 😛 hiks…. dah bosen bgt idup tanpa manajemen selama hampir setaon. tapi… tentu saja kita tak akan membicarakan sberapa JELEX my ex-kantor blah… blah.. blah. intinya: gwe dah cao en kembali jadi street fighter huehehehue 😀
kedua, idup di jalanan sebagai seorang preman (baca: webmaster freelance) ternyata penuh suka duka dan penuh lika liku (hooeekkk!!!… blagu lu!) sukanya kalo pas dapet order gede, bobo dah elo seminggu 2 minggu, bermalas-malasan ditemani secangkir es kopi dan hiburan2 lainnya
dukanya: cape setengah idup.. (:|. jatuh dari pelukan klien ke pelukan klien yg laennya. sayang sejauh ini belon ada klien yg empuk buat dipeluk, nguik…. skr aja neh gwe ngetik sambil tengas-tengis nahan panas dingin.. brrr… BDB kali ya ndro… 🙁
kompreng disini, lumayan menghibur… begitu pula temen2 bisnis (cieleh… maksud gwe temen2 yg ngasi job) thanks ye, berkat kalian aku masih idup di jalanan penuh tipu daya ini….
that’s all. wish you all my fans got the point! :8 gwe lemes bgt neh, mau bobo en trus pulang, tentu saja setelah wajib lapor terlebih dahulu kah kah kah … see you all
duh..(:| gwe ni knapa..? seminggu terakhir bawaanya M A L A S B A N G E T …. pokoke bete dah. padahal banyak bgt neh kerjaan yg msti diberesin..[-( utang terbesar gwe tentu aja proyek balivision yg tak kunjung kelar :-L tiap kali mau buat tu proyek, kepala gwe lgsung putih bening tanpa ide, persis kaya kalo elo buka photoshop trus klik menu File > New Images…
Apa yg kurang ye? olahraga udah (nyuci baju gwe tuh, bejibun! x-(), keuangan membaik, paling tidak sekarang dah bisa bli nasi jinggo, kmaren2 khan makan mie rebus saban hari… kurang cakep kali ya ndro.. 😀
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kmaren nonton last samurai, buset!!! KERENNNN!!!\:D/ plotnya sederhana so nontonnya ga usah pake otak kiri kanan, cukup otak kecil yg ada di dengkul elo. effect cool :x, adegan duelnya MANTAB!:peace: ga rugi gwe antre 2 jam… tinggal LOTR neh… 😀 smoga sehebat yg gwe bayangin.. smntara nunggu gwe mesti berjuang ngelawan rasa bosan ini, BETETETETETETETETETETETE…
masuk kantor lage setelah libur 2 minggu :p sayang gwe ga menikmati liburan, so many things to do, gebleknya, “things” itu semua buat orang laen, none buat gwe sendiri :(| 3 hari di buleleng, sehari di karangasem, sehari di kawinan, sehari jjs anterin orang.. wuah.. cape.. :(|
berita terbaru? aku punya compact flash 64 skr :* so jepret2 sampe 300 shots untuk resolusi 1024, seneng bgt euy, lewat sudah masa2 kegelapan kala hanya pake 8MB
berita laen? proyek tak kunjung gwe kerjain karena “sok sibuk”. paling baru hari ini gwe lanjut kerja lagi. maap ye.. hiks… 🙁 sementara itu gempa edan pada dini hari sempat membuat gwe loncat dari bobo, lgsung berlari ke halaman dimana udah ada belasan orang2 teriak2 histeris…:o ck.. ck.. di dps katanya cuma terasa 4 skala richter. :-B jadi segitu tuh yg namanya 4 skala richter. kalo skala asn, itu baru 1.8 😀
ok deh, mao kerja rodi dulu. 2 minggu libur semua kompie di kantor ancur. tapi malapetaka sebenernya adalah 2 orang yg incharge buat network en hardaware semuanya ga masuk. asnthegreat pun turun tangan membongkar semua komputer tanpa ada setitik niat pun untuk memasangnya kembali :peace:
lama bgt ga ngisi :p terakhir tgl 4, so mgkin bulan ini cm posting 2 kali, soale ntar gwe mo LIBURRRRRRR panjang muahahaha :)).. ups..:o
ada ada dengan asn? ga ada pa2..:D kmaren2 cm ga tau mo nulis apa. dibilang busy, cman ada bbrp proyek cilik2 sekedar buat nambahin uang jajan [blackforest]. ntar liburan 2 minggu, smga bisa bikin kpala tambah kinclong [dalemnya]. met xmas buat yg rayain, met taon baru buat semuanya. peace :peace: —asn
I’ve seen matrix:revolution and you know what? Wachowski bros emang sableng edan buduh sinting!!! X-( ga sangka endingnya bgtu. So matrix is just a GAME. semua udah terprogram. Even neo, yg ternyata ga 100% pure human. Sejak ktemu arsitek jd bisa stop sentinel kaya pak polisi mau nilang :p
ini pula, teori “matrix inside matrix” jadi basi. Zion is zion, matrix is matrix. Dunia nyata emang ada, tapi tetep percuma karena mesin mampu menghack otak manusia even di dunia nyata. Smith nge-hack Bane adalah clue dari misteri ini. Kalo smith bisa nge-hack otak Bane, it’s absolutely sure that Machine could hack the Neo’s Brain. This explain why he could stop sentinel, because machine could communicate (harm) each other by electric pulse
Masih perlu bukti? Neo is blind but he could see anything including machine city in Orange ‘Aura’. Wachowski may want to tell the audience: “hey, this is the way machine SEE each other” not like human which have the eye with the resolution of 11.000 x 11.000 pixels en much more than 16.000.000 colors
Ada lagi. Smith tiba2 merasa ketakutan di akhir cerita sesaat sebelum “mencoblos” neo. “NO.. THIS IS A TRICK!!”, he said. Yeah, dude, matrix is all a trick. Everything inside matrix have been programmed. Choice is a illusion. When you made a choice, you actually didn’t make it, but it was just FOLLOW what machine want.
Ngga percaya? Let’s get back to the beginning. Sejak awal Neo slalu ngkutin oracle. It seem that neo made a choice but actually he’s NOT. He just always follow what Oracle said. that’s the KEY!!. Go here, go there.. meet this man, meet keymaker, meet this… so son.
Oracle is not a GOD but why she could make a prophecy? prophecy is bullshit! she’s a program, and what we call a PROPHECY is just a calculation end complex prediction of every action. She know what would happened because the subject (neo and the other fools) accepted the choice given.
Adegan favorite gwe, keren…
God Damn Matrix
Machine City
The ending? Matrix is restarted (Reloaded?) Everything back to the beginning. Neo is the 6th version of “the one”. There will be a peace :peace: and no war, maybe just for 100-200 years. After that, “the one” version 7th would born, start the Zion rebelion again, fighting again, and then everything would REPEAT once again. So on…
When will matrix ends? Who knows…?
Gwe ga tau, apakah ada yg akan mengerti penjelasan gwe diatas. Ntah knapa, gwe lebih enak menjelaskannya in English.. Explain something in Indonesia sometime so hard. But sorry, my english is “Kuta English” No grammer, no rule.. he he he.. :p
OK, at least I knew the ending. Effect was so coolll!!!. I like the voice of Deus EX Machina, the machine ruler. Godamn COOL!!! Neo vs Smith reminds me to Dragon Ball Fighting. That’s All
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Buat para fans matrix, read this maniac site: hackthematrix, matrix theories, matrix-explained.com and juga beberapa hal penting dari Matrix Reloaded untuk membuktikan kebenaran Teori ASN dibawah ini. WARNING: HANYA UNTUK PENGGMAR MATRIX!!!
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The Oracle: …you didn’t come here to make the choice, you’ve already made it The Oracle: No. You’ve already made the choice, now you have to understand it. Merovingian: ..You are here because you were sent here, you were told to come here and you obeyed… Merovingian: ..the only real truth: causality. Action. Reaction. Cause and effect. Merovingian: ..Choice is an illusion… the truth is we are completely out of control. Causality… Our only hope, our only peace is to understand it, to understand the `why’… [asn: there’s no choice! there’s only a program with complex calculations and predictions]
Persephone: You love her. She loves you. It’s all over you both. A long time ago, I knew what that felt like. I want to remember it. [asn: Merovingian and Persephone is the old version of Neo and Trinity, maybe the 1st version wwhile neo is the 6th version]
Merovingian: …You know, your predecessors had much more respect. [asn: there were some neos [the one] before Mr. Thomas Anderson]
Merovingian: I have survived your predecessors, and I will survie you! [asn: yeah dude, this is matrix scenario [program]. neo wouldn’t be able to kill merovingian]
Keymaker: I know because I must know. It’s my purpose. It’s the reason I’m here. Same reason we’re all here. [asn: yeah, matrix placed him to make the scenario perfect. tanpa keymaker, emang neo bisa ketemu arsitek?!!]
Architect: You are the eventuallity of an anomaly… I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision… [asn: matrix can’t delete strange program/anomaly. That made the 1st version crash and merovingian + persephone still alive while the 2nd neo is dead, including Mr. anderson in the end of Matrix:Revolutions]
Architect: The Matrix is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the 6th version. [asn: Neo is the 6th version!!]
Architect: …an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the matrix, she would undoubtedly be its mother. Architect: ..nearly 99% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a choice.. [asn: the oracle, created to guide/control the one. kalo ga di-guide, neo bakal ngawur and matrix crash!]
Architect: You are here because Zion is about to be destroyed Architect: ..this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it [asn: zion, walopun adanya dunia nyata, tetap termsuk dalam skenario matrix. itu mengapa zion ga benar2 ancur di akhir cerita, tapi emang dibiarin]
Architect: There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the Source, and the salvation of Zion. The door to your left leads back to the Matrix, to her and to the end of your species. As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you are going to do, don’t we? [asn: there’s no choice!]
Neo: It was a lie, Morpheus. The prophecy was a lie. The One was never meant to end anything. It was all another system with control. [asn: right! neo realized that]
ini pula, teori “matrix inside matrix” jadi basi. Zion is zion, matrix is matrix. Dunia nyata emang ada, tapi tetep percuma karena mesin mampu menghack otak manusia even di dunia nyata. Smith nge-hack Bane adalah clue dari misteri ini. Kalo smith bisa nge-hack otak Bane, it’s absolutely sure that Machine could hack the Neo’s Brain. This explain why he could stop sentinel, because machine could communicate (harm) each other by electric pulse
