Author: asnblog

berikut petikan wawancanda gw dgn seorang teman yg juga pakar telematika terkemuka di bali. ini kisah nyata! bukan fiktif belaka.
roy_suryo: denger denger
roy_suryo: speedy
roy_suryo: cuman 200 pendaftar lagi
asnthegreat: 😮 masa seh?
roy_suryo: orangnya nggak dateng kenapa bro?
roy_suryo: tahu nggak alasannya
asnthegreat: minta duit plicin?
asnthegreat: kalo ada kesempatan aku beneran mau bakar kantor speedy
roy_suryo: hahahahhaa
asnthegreat: budaya duit kepret
roy_suryo: and bilangin kapan yah
roy_suryo: aku ikuttttttt
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Buat elo2 biang bokep mesti tau neh. From forgotten source…

1. She lives in hotel like mansion (upper class apartment) that costs US$1682 a month (200,000 Yen a month).
2. She can watch fireworks from her balcony.
3. In some of her hardcore scenes her tears are geniune.
4. She got into AV by researching a good company and applying for an interview herself.
5. Her parents found out through a magazine or something and are strongly opposed to her doing AV to this day and her friends cut off all ties with her because of her decision to enter AV.
6. She brought home 20 of her videos she’s starred in to show her parents and they told her to get the hell out.
7. When it comes to sex, she prefers Japanese men. They have smaller dicks and can last longer while westerners have big dicks and it’s painful for her.
8. She’s good at cooking and mostly cooks her own food.
9. If a close friend said they were going to do AV she’d put a stop to it.
10. She’s half Japanese and half Canadian. (Her father is French-Canadian, just checked her wiki)
11. She’s 21 years old.
12. She has a nice big widescreen TV.
13. Her video cabinet is filled with nothing but AV.
14. She’s really into watching AV.
15. She earns at least US$ 8000 a month.
16. She’s not much into westerners and hasn’t really dated many.
17. She wants to get into a serious relationship with the next guy she meets and then eventually get married.
18. She says she will retire from AV if she’s forced to do a job she doesn’t want to do.

gw ga suka acara kuis. khususnya yg tayang di tipi2 kita. selaen banyakan ga kreatif (adaptasi quiz luar), beberapa malah masuk kategori membodohi (bikin bodoh?) pemirsa.

‘deal 2 milyar’ adalah kuis yg paling menjual mimpi. selingan kuis berupa mini game rata2 kampungan dan katrok. belum lagi baju2 norak penonton di studio kadang sampe bikin perut gw mules pgn be’ol.

let’s leave ‘deal 2 pret’ for a while and talk about another quiz, ‘deal or no deal’ (DOND). dari judul kuis nya aja udah rada crappy neh. pertama kali nonton DOND, kesan gw cukup baek. tantowi yahya adalah spesialis kuis ‘kelas atas’. lalu 26 cewe seksi berbaju seadanya dan selalu nongol di tiap episode bisa bkin lo betah di depan tipi.

Continue reading deal or no deal, cheat or no cheat?

alo iman,

pertama-tama gw mau bilang congrats dolo deh, akhirnya album kedua jrock rilis dengan selamat (apa coba..). gw seneng bgt karena album ini dah gw tunggu2 sampe migren secara gw adalah fans berat jrocks. album pertama, yg penuh pujian juga hujatan/tuduhan plagiat laruku, buat gw pribadi sangat fenomenal.

jrocks muncul saat kebanyakan album major label sangat payah secara kualitas, walopun faktanya musik bgituan laku di pasar. para artis seperti pedagang sayur, maen musik demi uang. idealisme nyaris punah, karena di indonesia tercinta ini, idealisme bermusik umumnya ga laku. musisi2 ‘edan’ seperti balawan, mocca, krakatau malah lebih laku di luar negeri, ato yg lebih buruk, terkenal di kafe2 dgn seglintir fans cerdas yg mengerti betul bagemana itu musik berkualitas

Continue reading an open letter to iman (jrock’s)

walopun gw tau kalo jalur dari rumah gw ke kantor rawan macet, tapi tetep aja gw slalu brangkat ngantor on time ga pake diskon spare waktu. akibatnya, kalo pas pagi2 gw kena macet, artinya musibah karena tinta time keeping di kantor akan berwarna merah maroon. sebenernya, tanpa telat juga warna nya selalu merah. karena time keeping itu ga pake warna item

sperti halnya hari ini. gw berangkat jam 8.30 dan perjalanan rumah-kantor sekitar 20 menit. semntara jam kantor gw start at 9. so, gw cuma punya spare 10 menit untuk 3 traffic light plus MACET. pagi ini, gw memasang mode valentino rossi dalam keadaan ON, artinya.. ngebuutt.

Continue reading 5 menit untuk selamanya

awal bulan gwe dapet cek pertama dari google adsense. nominalnya sangat sdikit dibanding temen2 gw yg udah dapet ratusan US$ dari program ini. tapi bole dong bikin kenang2an sebelum gw cairkan ni cek? 😀

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